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lameboob:

I love Maryland Monroe it’s my favorite state

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julieidk:

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tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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“But the Bible says…”

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

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