derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

juneelite:

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE AUDIO ON

purrfurnax:

star-otocinclus:

cant believe this actually needs to be said but disabled people shouldn’t be paid below the minimum wage.

people think like ‘if youre not going to work then you should just be thankful for any money at all’ but consider: it isnt our fault we cant work, and being thankful doesnt make food, rent, and other essentials cheaper

ifyoucarryonthisway:

petalm:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

why do women care so much about getting skinny for their wedding girl you already got ur man just eat a cake and a wheel of cheese and a fried poptart you dont need to impress anyone anymore you beat the game 

I follow back xx

i dont care 

tastefullyoffensive:

Teamwork makes the dreams work. (via rogerstrand97)

swedneck:

libertarirynn:

I stared at this for a long while and looked at the notes before I realized he had Photoshopped himself as his own date. Which is a relief because at first I thought he was dating a twin or someone who looked freakishly like him.

“oh he’s gay alright”

“wait a fucking minute”

8ball-the-angry-marine:

thatsinside:

uselessgaywhovian:

bloogue:

al-grave:

“What do you play?”

“The Clarinet, you?”

“I play the fucking HAMMER”

I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard

I would like to thank tumblr for giving me a reason to google the phrase “What musical composition includes the FUCKING HAMMER.”

Musician stereotypes: Bass clarinet vs ((whatever that horn is))

That’s my kind of instrument

tricksterity:

yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their leader but their salute was a fucking dab and we all lost it and nearly started a fucking war

katillac25:

loveforsteampunk:

toxic-ponies:

spookyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

This actually made me want to cry why

I will never not reblog this.

catsuggest:

it is bedtime o'clock evorybody !

pls get into bed & become sleep now. good nighte !

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aphony-cree:

sp8b8:

class-isnt-the-only-oppression:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.

Florence Nightingale was a lesbian, Leonardo da Vinci was gay, Michelangelo too, Jane Austen liked women, Hatshepsut was not cisgender, and Alexander the Great was a power bottom

Honestly just reblogging for that last one

Probably not historically backed but fuck yes

Eleanor Roosevelt wrote love letters to Lorena Hickok

Love letters Hans Christian Anderson wrote to Edvard Collin contain elements that appeared in The Little Mermaid, which he was writing at the same time

Several people who knew James Dean have talked about his relationships with men 

Letters and poems allude to a romance between Emily Dickinson and at least two women 

Nikola Tesla was adverse to touch. He said he fell in love with one women but never touched her and didn’t want to get married 

Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender) 

Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots

Florence Nightingale refused 4 marriage proposals and her letters and memoir suggest a love for women 

Leonardo da Vinci never married or fathered children, was once brought up on sodomy charges, and a sketch in one of his notebooks is 2 penises walking toward a hole labeled with the nickname of his apprentice 

Condivi said that Michelangelo often spoke exclusively of masculine love

Jane Austin never married and wrote about sharing a bed with women (Jane Austen At Home: A Biography by Lucy Worsley)

Hatshepsut took the male title Pharaoh (instead of Queen Regent) and is depicted in art from the time the same way a male Pharaoh would have been

“Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” is a 2,000 year old quote

I want to hire you to follow me around and defend my honor with meticulous research

pterodactuality:

bagelbarnes:

bagelbarnes:

‘Marvel deliberately cut a scene in which Valkyrie’s bisexuality is made explicit’

‘Tessa Thompson had to beg for it to be shot only for them to cut it last-minute because ‘it distracted from the final exposition’’

“Taika Waititi also fought to keep the scene and yet it was still cut”

purplelittlemermaid:

eccentric-nae:

note-a-bear:

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

NOT ANTHOROPOLOGY AND WHOLE FOODS 😂🤣😂🤣

💀💀💀 a mood

yourboymax:

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

I DIED